so sometimes when my roommates and i are on each other’s computers we leave our tumblr logged in and completely forget and hand the computer back. since then, we’ve done this new thing called “follow as many gay big black dick lesbian asian orgy blogs as you can before she notices”.
so yesterday i was on tumblr and i looked and i had a message and i was like wahoooooo and this is what is was…..
last week i left my tumblr open on my friend’s ipad and to get back at me for not logging out, she followed a bunch of big-dick blogs and i haven’t found all of them yet because their urls are nothing to do with the fact that their blog is full of picture of big black dicks and so every once in a while i am scrolling and it’s like: flower, puppy, scenery BIG BLACK COCK, cats, couples, DICKS.
so yesterday i met this really cute guy named Scott in my science class he was nice and everything was okay and then on my way out of class he was walking behind me and then i turned around and thats when everything went downhill because i forgot how to talk to boys and he commended on my bag “that’s a cool bag you’ve got there” and i immediately said “you too” you think that sounds fine right IT WAS NOT FINE HE DID NOT HAVE A BAG HE WAS HOLDING HIS BOOKS
